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v.o.: i was a singer initially. then i converted into instrumentalism. change is eternal. change is internal. change is glory. i have been played more than twice. multiplied by zero and divided by one once. life still makes sense.

no, it doesn’t. v.o. is an unreliable narrator and cannot be relied upon narratively. figuratively, v.o. is full of doodles.

v.o.: i recently ate noodles. i was 5. life decently makes sense.

no, it doesn't. but health insurance does. a healthy insurance ensures that your life does not become dead. you don’t want others to be sad. a healthy assurance requires 2/3 health points. you have 9.99999… that equals 10. equality doesn’t make sense.

v.o. (contd.): enhanced privacy commitments provide protection against unwanted snooping and eavesdropping.

dropshipping occurs. not good for business. some comfort is offered by the fact that adam is still intact.

adam: whatever happened to eve?

v.o.: she is the first lady. first ladies are usually dead. eve’s no exception.

eavesdropping ensues.

always use a vpn. don’t let eve drop. buy one for your family at 2.99 bibles a month. life will make sense. you can cancel anytime. the customer care works 9-to-5 (everyday except sundays) and never fails to sell customers to prospective buyers.