the elephant in the room

carry: you look like an elephant on a double wheelchair—the land’s fastest animal.

mark: but… what if i don’t want to be an elephant in a double wheelchair. i want to be the wheelchair—the land’s fartest chair.

the loudest fart was recorded at an astounding -19 spl. chair of wheels has been the loudest animal in the town ever since.

carry: this is not how it works. the chaired-wheels cannot become you. there must be some other factors.

carry uses her mind palace like it is some toothpaste. it doesn’t rid her teeth of stains and smell. #failed_attempts_at_life. the activity is a waste of time. carry is a waste of life.

carry (contd.): these are my teeth. they are 32.

mark: 32? but?—you are only 3. how?

carry: i know the drill. i rank 3rd on the enamel cruelty index.

2 and 3 divide 30. there are other factors too. the elephant in the room has been addressed.